Sunday, August 28, 2005

Kancho is for the birds

when i worked at the elementary schools, there wasnt a day that went by without feeling many tiny fingers being crammed up my butthole by all the little children.

kancho actually means 'enema', and i kid you not, on a sweltering, summer day in an old japanese public school with no a/c, the last thing you would ever want is someone to violently touch your butthole...

kanchoing your friends is fun though, and the kancho craze should be passed on to the states. if you have any questions about style, or proper form/etiquette, feel free to ask.


At 4:43 PM, Blogger K8 said...

you know I was wanting to work on my kancho form, perhaps learn the origins of the practice. are you currently holding workshops?

At 6:39 AM, Blogger Q said...

I find using objects instead of your index fingers much more amusing. Try things like pens, rulers, vacuum cleaners, boots, light sabres etc. Use electricity to up the hilarity!

(Yo Willy, I'm back bitch!)

At 10:54 PM, Blogger scarnsworth said...

what about kanchoing somone with your penis?

At 10:54 PM, Blogger scarnsworth said...

or your dogs for that matter!


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