Sunday, August 28, 2005

Kancho is for the birds

when i worked at the elementary schools, there wasnt a day that went by without feeling many tiny fingers being crammed up my butthole by all the little children.

kancho actually means 'enema', and i kid you not, on a sweltering, summer day in an old japanese public school with no a/c, the last thing you would ever want is someone to violently touch your butthole...

kanchoing your friends is fun though, and the kancho craze should be passed on to the states. if you have any questions about style, or proper form/etiquette, feel free to ask.

Friday, August 26, 2005


...makes people bored. unless youre a fireman, an airplane pilot (especially recently), a cowboy, dolly parton ... feel free to add ......

Thursday, August 25, 2005

suds and blugs (rhymes better)

heartland beer is the tops of stinky japanese beers.. see.. japan has a can problem, they love em.. and anyone whos anyone knows what a can does to a beer... it pees in it. now, your standard kirin or asahi DOES come in a bottle but it's always a double deuce (actually a little bigger) but i dont want no 22 of kirin or asahi.. no no no my fine fannied friends.. i want my heartland.

as quoted so eloquently by a grammatically challenged albeit passionate blogger...!1pQGWweI55y7P9WBvoDu7uQA!498.entry

watch for the pick ups after downin your own bottle!!

Sunday, August 21, 2005

cause that's exactly how i'm feelin right about now...

re-posted w/o permission from a one kennie bloggins... please enjoy:

The Night Ol' Rooster Died (aka suckin' pussy blood)
A work in progress...
by Frizzly Rooster
I ain't fuckin' wit no got damn witch
That shit'll kill you.
I ain't fuckin' wit no got damn witch
That shit'll kill you.
Ol' Frizzly Rooster (The Conjure Man)
Got him a taste of that period stew.
Now tell me brothers,
What a folk to do?
Ol' Frizzly Rooster
He went back for more
Sucked on down
on his way to the liquor store
Saw Lightnin' Man
Saw Lightnin' Man
And that's all He could remember.
Man went crazy as hell
Was out 'til September.
When he woke saw a puff o' smoke
Couldn't believe his eyes
Cuz his hair went white.
Said sister sister why'd you do me this way
I once was buck and now my hair is gray
Frizzly Frizzly can't you see
You're my man now and that's how it's got to be.
That's how it's gonna be.

and the following comments:

just stop that.

ms.comrade 08.19.05 - 12:38 pm #


jbd Homepage 08.19.05 - 1:19 pm #

what? have you never heard the legend about a witch putting menstrual fluid in a stew and feeding it to a man to win him over via sorcery? that's what I'm referring to any anything more lowbrow is insulting. get your minds out of the gutter, women. jeez.

kenniebloggins 08.19.05 - 1:38 pm #

.... pure comedy ....

Saturday, August 13, 2005

and yo mama said buy an apple...

yeah... im a cheap guy..

when i read my friend tonys blog recently about him purchasing a new ibook, i wept, screamed, self mutilated and fell several times. i also opened my wallet and stroked my ever will (me) destroying credit card a few times to see if it would lead me in the right (wrong) direction towards the nagoya apple store. good sense lead me to just go buy a bunch of beers with my friend instead.. with cash. and then i was happy again.

i did the second intelligent thing today, by going to the computer store and finding a usb2 wifi adapter so i can surf the various networks (fo FREE) that surround my house and the various restaurants i frequent.. about 2,900yen or $25. can actually goto the bar i like going to and steal the bar i dont like going to's internet... cool.

self control is bizzarely (sp?) rewarding.

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

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I'm not sure if you guys knew or not, but i've had a daughter since i've graced these raucous islands. let me introduce you .. ne ne, conichiwa ite yo,... ne conichi wa ite!.. ha-ji-me-ma-shi-te-! ... oh shit, i forgot,.. she's a little shy.. this is little frank'n'stuff. she's already 15 and doing just fine in school. japanese tend to age a little faster than the white meat variety and they're so much sweeter going down when you decide to roast one up with sweet potatoes and succulent, juicy, ripe red cherry tomatoes (re: oceanmotion) try one today,.. place your order with me..

hey turkeys

sorry for the not so frequent posts.. ima no gooda ata postin.

regardless, i do put new pics up on that flickr thingamajig so check that when you can and leave me so comments when warrented. im reading a coold book called 'cloud atlas' by David Mitchell right now.. ill keep you posted.

here are some pics... dont get your fingerprints on 'em..